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Murphy Martin Commentary
August 31, 2006

 "Will T.O. Ride Bicycle Or Tricycle?"

The National Football League starts playing REAL games week after next. What a relief. There surely will be other lead stories about the season and the competing teams that will remove the steady diet of T.O. riding a bicycle! T.O. over-sleeping! T.O. missing a team meeting T.O. missing a rehab assignment! !What does Parcells think of T.O.? What does Jerry Jones think of T.O.?

As we write this, T.O. --as in Terrell Owens--, has not played one-down in a pre-season game for the Dallas Cowboys. Will he play in the Cowboy's first game against Jacksonville on September 10th? I would not bet on it.

After his mounting discretions of the last several days brought a $9,500-fine from the  Cowboys, T.O. moved into that other definition of T.O. (Terribly Obnoxious) to say: "It's not the first time and probably won't be the last time. I'm not perfect by any means....I will try to make more of an effort--a better effort--to get there on time!" He never mentioned if he owned or knew how to operate an alarm clock. He did say: "These type of things happen. Even going through high school you're tardy sometimes!" This is not high school.

While T.O. always finds his hamstring "loose" enough to talk to the eager press, Parcells probably would like to see T. O.'s mouth become more like his hamstring--tighten- up a little bit. That's a lot to expect from a player from yesterday who may be worth more money because he yelps so much about everything and backs up his words seemingly only when he is ready to do so on his own schedule..

Parcells, who runs a tight ship--on his own terms--seems to be getting fed up with the steady barrage of T.O. questions in his daily news conferences. Parcells has said all along that if Owens does not practice he will not play. But reporters keep asking, will he play--every day they ask and now Parcells says, "How could you?"

Now while Owens is inundated by reporters question, and Parcells faces the same questions every day--the third part of this very visible equation, Jerry Jones, is selling. Jerry is always selling. That;s how he got enough money to buy the Dallas Cowboys--selling. Jerry reminds me of what Howard Cosell used to tell me when he was doing sports on my news program on WABC-TV in New York. Howard said: "Never worry about what they say about you, just make sure they spell your name correctly!"

Sure Jerry Jones is obligated to ten-million dollars for Owens this season. And sure, Tony Kornheiser, the non-entity in the ESPN Monday Night Football booth this season, can keep asking Jones the same question over and over trying to trip him up and get him to say Jones and Parcells were not on the same page in securing Owen's services, it did not work on Jones. Jerry Jones is a salesman and a risk-taker.

Jerry Jones doesn't care if Terrell Owens is riding a bicycle or a tricycle on the sidelines now. But you can rest assured when Owens Hammy loosens up and he catches his first touchdown pass of the season...Jones will watch Cowboy fans by the thousands cheer and shout ..."way to go T.O.!" As they wander deep down:

"Can it last? How long before an explosion similar to those previously heard in San Francisco and Philadelphia?" Parcells and Owens--maybe the first successful oil and water mixture in modern NFL history! Wouldn't that be nice? If that happens, Jerry Jones will have the biggest smile in the stadium---or maybe the second biggest! That T.O. now when HE smiles--that's a BIG smile!

Murphy Martin


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