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Murphy Martin Commentary
June 8, 2006
"CHANGE OF PACE"
Normally we write
about topics of the day, Subjects being talked about around the
water cooler somewhere in America. The Middle East, Washington
actions or inactions, Border Security, Media happenings and the
passing of well-known figures. The topics vary and are many.
This week we thought we would lighten up a bit. Change the pace.
Turn to someone who always brings a smile. We hope you enjoy!
MY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008
Here we are already
discussing the future President of the United States in the Year
2008.
Well, I have my own candidate and I'm sure
that once you know who I'm for, you will also agree.
For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have
the best solution:
It is probably time we have a woman as President. My choice, and I
hope yours as well, is a very special Lady that has all the answers
to our problems.
PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment....
MAXINE FOR
PRESIDENT!!!
Very eloquently
put............don't you think?
Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the
car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......
Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It
gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."
Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a
good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy
who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then
go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready
when needed."
Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is
kicking somebody in the butt twice."
Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt.
This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
"I'm telling you
... she's the perfect candidate."
"My thoughts exactly"
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So don't forget, November 2008: VOTE FOR MAXINE
FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
There's no one better for the job
MAXINE HAS MY VOTE!
Next week we'll go back to a more serious drawing board!
Murphy Martin
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