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"Randy and Ron -- When giants clash and collide" I don't know Randy Michaels personally. I've never met Randy. Never worked with Randy. I know many who do, have and did. Each has a different opinion of him, I'm sure. My views were formed from a dispassionate distance ... (continued) |
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I'm just now
getting around to sending a response to Ron's brilliant commentary.
I worked for Gabe Hobbs in the 80's, and met Randy a few times
when he came to the station. I was impressed with his knowledge of
this business, and with every station on the dial in the town where
I worked. But when Jacor decided to sell us, all support stopped
from Cincy and the bloodletting began. Longtime employees like
myself and several others were the first to go. It's happened
before, and it'll probably happen again. But never have I been so,
shall we say, heartlessly and cruelly treated by people I formerly
called family.
I will also say
this: Tom Owens, who was Jacor's programming head at the time, was
the hatchet man...but I never met him. He came to the building and
hid out in the PD's office the whole time. What goes round comes
round.
I've given
radio nearly 30 years of my life and I still love it. I'm fortunate
now to be working for a family owned shop which does care about and
serve the local community, and allows me to be as creative as I
can be. Long live Ron Jacobs!
Hogrider
As
a lay person observing the aforementioned material regarding Clear
Channel in general and Randy Michaels specifically, I must salute Ron
Jacobs for his creative redressing of the mighty "Evil
Doers" of radio! QM
I remember reading
about the Clear Channel game plan for radio in the 21st century
and thinking that in order for these buffoons to accomplish there
goals they'd have to really piss off a lot of people in our
business. The person who initiated all of this was a guy
named Tom Owens, who at one time programmed the Jacor stations out
of Cincinnati.
I'm one of those guys
who got into this business well into the 80's and way past the
Boss era of the 60's and 70's. Luckily I could ignore the cue
cards while most PD's and consultants respected my shtick since
the numbers played out. Clear Channel changed all of that.
It didn't matter what
the numbers were and how you connected with the audience. Today
it's nothing more than playing a few songs or fielding some titillating
calls that keep a commuter tuned in for twenty minutes until the 8
minute spot break hits on the :20.
And Ron I do agree
with Pat O'Day on some issues here. Most of my peers have never
been mentored and are earning a check on sheer luck and talent.
Most programmers today are really nothing more than great
ass-kissers. And I'm familiar with the old school since my uncle
did Top 40 on the West Coast in your era. You really had to know
your station and it's listeners in order to survive back then.
Nowadays programmers schedule weekend shifts and count pennies.
In my market Clear
Channel owns 8 stations, a TV outlet and the major entertainment
facility. There's no competition. I enjoyed your rant. Today I'm
multi-tasking my ass off because Randy and his crew drove up the
cost of doing business for everyone. And yet I'm concerned with
his departure. It could get even worse with Lowrey running the
show.
Slick
I
can see where Ron Jacobs is coming from... but I suspect that the Mays
will rue the day they let Randy slide from the CEO's job... the NEXT
radio company that hires him..THAT'S where I'm buying stock... so I
can make up for the losses I've suffered at Clear Channel in the last
year... and the $5 a share loss on Tuesday... (hell, that was almost
enough for a downpayment on a new house... Thanks Lowrey!)Randy has
been aggressive, creative, and has hired good people to run things...
yes, some of our friends have fallen by the wayside... but they needed
to adapt to the new realities, the consolidation, and the voice
tracking era. We all miss working 12 Midnight to 6 AM...which is
where we really learned to be air talent, but CC stations continue to
be major market forces...requiring more of a competitive effort. He's
been a pioneer, and that should be recognized as well. Ding-dong, the witch is dead!!!!!
Thanks for your lovely post, Ron. It has been forwarded to many friends, and
I've received 44 copies of your fine article. God, I hope that CC has cooked
their books, and Randy winds up sharing a cell with Tyrone, who will protect
him. DEAR RON: YOUR RANDY MICHEALS PIECE WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ IN YEARS. WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. THERE ARE MANY THINGS TO DISLIKE ABOUT RANDY.... ONE SMALL ONE WAS CANCELLING THE SYNDICATED VERSION OF GARY BURBANK.... MOM EM'S
Larry,
I remember when I worked for Storz and
McLendon in the late 50's and early 60s; some people were saying,
"I miss the old radio days with radio drama etc". Television
took that ole time radio's place. It's not the same comparing
radio today and radio in the 60s and 70s.
The difference with exciting top 40
radio back then were the dynamic engines that were overseeing
talent. People like Graham Richards, Storz national PD; Bill
Stewart, a major PD with McLendon; Chuck Blore; who took Mclendon's
concept to L.A. (and half of McLendon's staff) and made KFWB a
powerhouse.
O'Day and Jacobs have this in common:
Both of them were able to recognize
talent and polish that talent. This is a talent within itself
but seems nowhere to be found these days. So who dropped
the ball in developing future radio stars? It was the greedy
corporate radio station owners who have become Mega-World. Competition
is no longer a factor it seems. One station owner with several
stations in a market and some with the same format isn't a breeding
ground for competition.
Ron, Pat, and I were fortunate to be major players in radio when it was fun and our listeners had fun listening to us have fun. There was never a morning that I woke up at 3:30am to get ready for my gig and thought, "I hate to go to work today".
Our radio was called 'creative radio'.
Instead of having talented radio professionals like O'Day and
Jacobs encourage radio talent we have snotty nosed ass holes whose
major job is to: not rock the boat, write those no talent cue
cards, and daily memos saying, "Shut up and play the
music"......
It's good to see Jacobs tell it like it is. It's also good to see an outlet like Radio Daily News explore the reality of what's going on in a business that was our love and life's blood for many years.
Lan Roberts
Ron ...
Do you have any idea how
funny you are? I give you an A++!!!!
I would declare this Ron Jacobs Month ... However I would have to be as witty as you, write up my proclamation, and it would be NOWHERE near as FABULOUS as yours! You made my day (and I'm sure a lot of others)! P Sir, Ron, Like Seymore Burns (Simpsons) would say, "Exceeeelent"...... Best rant
I"ve seen in a long time....Keep the fire burning. ...clever! Let's raise a cup of grog and praise the day! BW Magnificent put down. JS RJ, I'm getting email right
and left thanking me for forwarding your Clear Channel proclamation.
Yes, it made my day and apparently it's making other people's day. Got
one from a major jock (well by today's standards I guess) at Clear
Channel who loved it and said he didn't know anybody in the org that
liked the guy....I love it when you get pissed. LR Great reading Ron - I am enjoying it all thoroughly. Your proclamation is classic. BM Ron, glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humor! Brian RJ, Your Randy Michaels Proclamation is one of the funniest damned things I've read in a long time. My wife even had to come into my office to find out what was so funny. She read it, and she, too, went into hysterics. SB Dear Ron Jacobs, I don't know you, but I assume you're getting a lot of laudatory emails on your Randy Michaels Proclamation. Please let me add my name to the list of people who think you got it just right. (Although describing him as "pea-brained" may have been insulting to peas.) Well done! Katie Pruett
A couple of words.
You may not have liked him personally, and he sure could be abrasive
when he chose to be...however, he was a helluva programmer and knew
how to extract the best of talent. I personally think that the
Mays family will regret having him sent out to pasture. I
respected him, I enjoyed his sense of humor, and sometimes I
disagreed with him, but he is a helluva talent, and cared for the
company that paid him. Ask yourself what would you
have done if you were in his shoes? You would be lucky to
equal his track record. Burt
Sherwood
Randy gets offed because he's a blight on professionalism. Good riddance! All the best from a fan. LK Agreed..(Randy Michaels/OBIT) I worked KGB San Diego. (I've had 20 years plus in the bus.) They treated us like beginners.…put on free DJ's from the Promotions to voice track....fired me, and others...I won’t go on. But, the amount of talent...the thousands of radio personalities that they put out on the street nationally, and the family's that had to put up with the unemployment situation...is unbelievable, and was unnecessary. They had the money to have live talent all day long…they said they didn't have the money to pay the same week, but they buy 80 million dollars worth of more stations, and fire more people. Where was I to go…they have 11 stations...(or more) in town. I'm now doing voice stuff. Thanks for saying what we all have lived, but haven't said because we in some way or another still have to live with the rat bastards..of Clear Channel. MS Jeez, I like Randy. MR Nicely done. Standing O. Will be celebrating the rest of the week. Maybe the rest of the career! whodaguy? YOUdaguy! Cheers BW How wonderfully put! Good riddance to the man who prostituted the business we all love so much. I was a victim of the Chancellor takeover when I had top 5 ratings at Jammin' Oldies doing mornings, when he blew it up just to blow up that format! J Fuckin A! I just read Radio Daily News. Being a second generation radio man from Texas, I am always a big believer that the first reaction is always the best one. The dark cloud that looms over most Clear Channel broadcast facilities throughout the country is finally beginning to lift. I hope that one day the reputation and pride of Clear Channel Communications will return. Sending Randy to the house was the first step. My sincerest respect and thanks for all of your contributions and wisdom, J Ron Jacobs is so wrong about Randy Michaels. Randy Michaels and Gabe Hobbs were two of the best radio people I ever worked for, and I've worked for a lot of them. What has happened to radio is not the direct fault of Randy, but of Congress, and a public that has been largely brainwashed to think the airwaves belong to them. When in fact they never have going back to the 1900's. Randy just moved with the times like any smart business man would. Do I like the state of radio today? No. Having just returned from across country drive this summer, I've never heard such, boring, sloppy radio. All the same music, dead air, bad production things we would never have tolerated twenty five years ago. Is this all the fault of one man? How about all the freedom Randy gave those of us who worked for him at WFLA and other Jacor stations? How about the great job Randy has done in the past in putting on some of the most original music and talk radio in this country? Ron, I grew up in Los Angeles, and I remember when people complained about KHJ destroying personality radio, because now the jocks had to shut up, and play the music. I liked KHJ at the time, but I loved KRLA even more. Why? The dj's had something to say, and played great music. Jimmy Rabbitt was better than Frank Terry any day. And he played better music. It's time for us to stop pointing fingers at people like Randy, and start looking at the real problem: radio is dying, and Congress has provided big corporations the dirt to bury it with. Where do you find the most interesting radio these day? There's not much left. I find that sad. For record I loved working for Randy Michaels, and would do it again. He and Gabe Hobbs have been major influences on my broadcast career. And for that I thank them both, Jay Marvin 9-11am WLS Radio Chicago Larry, As much as I truly do admire your writing skills, I really don't think there is even a remote possibility that anyone in the world could have said it better than Ron Jacobs on Randy Michaels (or...The God of Radio on the Antichrist of Radio). Andy To Ron Jacobs: AS WAS ONCE SAID: RIGHT ON!" The pressure on CC is showing cracks in their system. Enron, Global Crossing, Worldcom,next up ..Clear Channel. Hopefully this will signal the beginning of returning radio back to its roots...SERVING THE LOCAL COMMUNITY..not the accountants!..RAY A comment on Ron Jacobs interesting declaration pertaining to Randy Michaels. Ron, there would never have been a Randy Michaels if you, me, Bill Drake, Paul Drew, Kent Burkhart, and many others would have taken the time to develop enough young program directors to supply an ever growing industry as FM came into play. We chose instead to try and "consult" our wisdom to individual and chains of stations, circumventing skilled, local, programming and the development of the individuals to who would provide same. We created an industry that de-emphasized everything that made radio great in search of a master plan that didn't require talent! I am guilty of "Voice Tracking" KYYX FM in Seattle back in 1978. Forget my reasoning, I did it and did the industry I love a great dis-service! I therefore contributed to the sterile mess the industry now encounters. We forgot to preach that radio is live, talented people or it's nothing extraordinary! Radio is live, talented, local, instant communication or it's nothing extraordinary! We allowed a great growing industry to revert to voices that all sounded the same, reading our stupid cue cards, and talking their empty brains right up to the post! We should have been screaming our objections but we didn't. As it turns out, we always worried about the inroads of tape players, then the eight track cartridge as the enemies of radio. Later, we worried that streaming audio was the enemy. Turns out, radio's only enemy was itself! The sharp decline in teenage radio use tells us that radio has been successful in doing great injury to itself! We should all be congratulated! Ron, we were damned good. You were very special, but we forgot to plant and water the seeds for the next generation! As a result, that beautiful garden called radio, is overgrown with weeds and the soil has become toxic! Pat O'Day To:
Pat O'Day I'm
answering via through Larry because you wrote him at RADIO DAILY NEWS
and I wish to respond equally in public. I
shouldn't have to tell you, Pat, that I left RKO in 1969 to get away
from all the activities to which you object, none of which in your
list ever involved me. You can melodramatically take the blame for Top 40 radio's ills, man, but don't tar me with the same brush as yourself, Bill Drake, Paul Drew, Kent Burkhart, "and many others." For your information, I have never met, other than to say hello to, Drew or Burkhart, let alone worked with them. My association with Bill Drake ended when I walked out the door at KHJ in July 1969. While there I had nothing to do with any the Drake-Chenault Xeroxed clones of our Boss creations.
As for what I did after radio, I must accept part of the responsibility for "the lone, repetitive voice and copy written on cards" that local stations played instead of hometown talent, week in, week out. But Casey Kasem made "American Top 40" the top music program in the history of broadcasting, running worldwide from 1970 through 1995. I still hear from board operators who say they learned quite a bit from being at the controls when the show aired, Pat.
I am very embarrassed for Ron. To make a fool of one's self is bad enough, but to do it on purpose and be proud of it....it's just a shame. Ron, a leader of the past, just doesn't seem to understand today's radio and its leaders. It would have been nice to remember Ron as an integral part of the successful Drake team, rather than as an angry old man. A real pity. Terrell L. Metheny, Jr. (Retired) Columbia, CA I realize I'm coming into this very late
in the game, but I simply have to Big Kahuna, Thank you for saying what is on a lot of our minds. Randy I wish you the hell! you have made others who care about radio suffer. Crap Channel as well as other corporate radio companies, have violated the Americans with Disability's Act on numerous occasions, and doesn't give a damn how they treat people. I'm just sorry you still have a job Randy. After what you have done to millions of people, you don't even deserve that. We all hope that Clear Channel, and other big corporations like it are on the way out of all of our lives. Now maybe after the bastards get out of our way, we can bring back real radio stations, like KHJ, and KIMN. Bob Fedde |
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7/22/02
To: Randy Michaels
From: Ron Jacobs
I’m not one to kick a person when he’s down, but since you proved to me during our exchange of phone calls in May 2001, you are definitely not a person —and on behalf of everyone in radio without the ability or vocabulary to do so—here’s a Proclamation just for you, turkey.
PROCLAMATION
By the Big Kahuna
Whereas Candy Ass Randy Michaels parlayed no discernable talent other than his unquenchable hunger to kiss ass and attract attention to his loathsome self to a position of some import in American radio; and
Whereas, Michaels stepped over, bullied, cheated and lied to smarter and more talented people, ones who actually loved and cared about radio, to achieve his egotistical and self-serving goals; and
Whereas, Michaels in doing the above to hype ratings applied no-brainer, quick fix, dipshit methods to fringe radio stations in markets where the major leagues never play; and
Whereas, Michaels convinced the red-neck, tobacco spittin’ used car hustlers who owned them there coffee pot radio stations that he, Michaels, could make them tons of money, which is the only reason the Good Ol’ Boys were in the radio biz; and
Whereas, Michaels proceeded to preach that the FCC Act of 1996, which authorized Deregulation of Broadcast Licenses, would lead to a Licensee heaven where the streets were paved with gold; and
Whereas, Michaels revealed from the start of his reign of terror that no one or nothing would stop his Hitler-like march to acquire stations for his corporate masters until they built up Clear Channel into the largest ownership monstrosity in the history of broadcasting; and
Whereas, Michaels, during his term as CEO of Clear Channel showed zero compassion for company employees, stockholders, listeners, believers in the United States Bill of Rights, music lovers, recording artists, vendors, concert goers, public service groups, concert promoters, advocates of low power FM and countless others negatively affected by his soulless and senseless methods of operation; and
Whereas, Michaels ignored all criticism, suggestions and questions of his actions and behavior while continuing with impunity to plunge the reputation of his company into the media toilet, taking the public’s perception of all of radio with it; and
Whereas, Michaels proved once again Lord Acton’s 19th Century observation, "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely;" and, fortunately was limited from doing even further damage only by his own stupidity, lack of sophistication, diminished intellectual capacity and general propensity for pea-brained decisions; and
Whereas, Michaels has on the 22nd day of July. 2002, "Agreed to relinquish his role as CEO of Clear Channel Radio and will now head up Clear Channel's New Technologies Division," which is a transparent euphemism for, "Kicked out on his dumpy ass and given a bogus title to save face, —like anyone is going to believe this bullshit;" and
Whereas, On the real new technology, the Internet and email, (which Dandy Randy never understood in his heyday), word is spreading faster than crabs at the legendary First Deejay Convention, that radio is finally rid of this blight on the biz, shmuck from the muck, noxious nincompoop, no-talent nerd, worthless wuss, peripheral ponce, big-mouthed bum, under qualified quack, fart-faced fakir, useless uddersucker, ineffectual imbecile, dork-brained dumbbell, beer-guzzling buffoon, lecherous loser, contemptible cretin, sorry ass simpleton and unambiguous asshole, and
Whereas, Thousands of radio lovers on both sides of the microphone are celebrating the unceremonious dumping of Randy Michaels, and he will no longer disgrace and ruin the medium we all love, to the sounds of the Silhouette's immortal "Get A Job," we Keepers of The Final Modulation Tube and Guardians of the Tower raise our fists high to proclaim, "Screw You Randy Michaels, One Time For Each Kilowatt You Distorted!"
NOW, THEREFORE, I Big Kahuna of The Great And Eternal Ether, do hereby proclaim the week of July 22, 2002 as
GOOD RIDDANCE RANDY MICHAELS WEEK
and do hereby proclaim the day of July 26, 2002 as
GOOD RIDDANCE RANDY MICHAELS DAY
on American Radio and encourage each and all to get involved and participate in broadcasts, announcements and sly ad libs celebrating this event and tormenting the evil son of a bitch.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand and caused the official seal of the Great And Eternal Ether to be affixed on this 22nd of July.
* Today, Tuesday July 23rd, would have been
the 65th birthday of my friend and associate. Robert W. Morgan. In
remembrance a REAL radio man, check out the Boss-Ography at www.
robertwmorgan.com .
* Ron Jacobs was born in Honolulu. He is the author of "KHJ: Inside Boss Radio" .
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