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An excerpt from the long-awaited book that Chuck Blore has almost finished writing ...

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OKAY, OKAY, I WROTE THE BOOK

CALLER
... so, we’d like you to be on our legends panel.

CHUCK
Legends? You mean like Robin Hood?
Aren’t legends all old people?

CALLER
Well, you would certainly have to have accomplished
something meaningful to be regarded as a legend.
So, you’d probably have been around long enough to be ...

CHUCK
Old.

CALLER
Do you have a thing about age?

CHUCK
Age is okay. Old is what sucks.

CALLER
But when your contemporaries regard you as a legend, old is ...

CHUCK
Old is when everybody tells you, you should write a book.

CALLER
Hey ...


You can achieve
The things you believe.
Just keep on believing it’s true
And keep on believing in you.
 
 
Of course, the really interesting books are the ones in which the hero has great endeavors to undertake, painful struggles and all sorts of heartbreak, or at least bad guys, to overcome.  Well, I certainly have no problem with the hero role, but looking back, the successes I’ve had have come from just doing what seemed like a good thing to do at the time.  At this point I don’t know how to make this chronicle anything more than a happy tale of a guy who had spectacular success in radio, and then again in advertising.
 
So, how am I gonna make this into a best seller?  I mean, if you’re gonna write a book, you want it to be a best seller, right?  Absolutely.  But it has to have some kind of fresh twist or trick, some inventive gimmick. 
 
Ah, I got it.  Truth.
 
Sometimes truth can be the best trick of all.  So, here goes.
 
I know a lot of this success, probably most of it, had to do with that being in the right place at the right time thing, but today, proud to say, I’m in two different broadcasting Halls Of Fame.  I have been given a Lifetime Achievement Award by the Broadcast Promotion Industry, two Professional Achievement Awards from the radio industry, I’ve spoken to advertising and/or broadcast groups in every English speaking country in the world where there is commercial broadcasting, I’ve taught at UCLA and I’m quoted in several other college textbooks, there have been feature articles about me and my company in every major broadcasting and advertising publication I can think of and, The National Association of Broadcasters has recently, designated me, a legend.  All from just doing what seemed like a good thing to do. 
 
And of course, that right place at the right time thing.
 
Looking back at it, the only problem is that I’m looking back at it. 
 
So, I guess it’s time to write the book. 
 
Damn.
The first guy to tell me I should write a book was Al Jarvis.  Al was America’s first deejay.  I don’t mean first, as in he was Number One (although he certainly was that,) he was the first one to do it ... to play records on the radio.
 
Without knowing it, Al had been a huge influence on my life. It began when I was about ten years old, or whatever age it is when your mother first asks you, “Chuckie.  What do you want to be when you grow up?”
 
“What?  Mom, I’m ten years old.”  I had never given the slightest thought to what I wanted to be, that is, if you don’t count wanting to be a cowboy and/or Tarzan. 
 
At ten years old you don’t really have much of a past, but my future was about to be sealed.  I swear to God, that moment was traumatic and my memory of it, indelible. 
I was sweeping leaves off the porch of our house in East L.A..  This was when East L.A. was one of the poorer sections of the city.  The radio was on and Al Jarvis was on it.  He sounded like he was having a pretty nice time, so I answered,  “I want to talk on the radio.”
 
My Mother was a kind and gentle lady and I’m sure what she said then was meant to protect her little boy from being cruelly buffeted about by an unkind society.  She said, “Chuckie.  People like us don’t do that.”
 
Whoa!  Something snapped inside my young little soul and I swore to myself,  “I am not people like us. I am me_  And me is gonna talk on the radio_”  From that moment on, talking on the radio was everything I ever wanted to do.  Boy_ You talk about determination.  The radio in my room was never off.  I had a constantly changing chart on which I kept track of my favorite programs with little pluses and minuses indicating what I liked best and least about each of them; Norman Nesbitt’s Passing Parade, I Love A Mystery, Jack Armstrong, The Shadow, Witches’ Tales, and of course, The Lone Ranger, Lux Radio Theater and Your Hit Parade, on which Frank Sinatra was a featured performer.  Even though this is stuff I haven’t thought of in a hundred years, I do remember giving Frank Sinatra lotsa  pluses for “The slow stuff” but many minuses for things like The Chatanooga Choo Choo and Rag Mop. 
 
On my seventeenth birthday , I convinced my father that the only way I could ever afford to go to radio school was to drop out of high school and join the Navy.  Somehow, the government had never gotten around to ending The G.I. Bill which allowed anyone who had served in the armed forces, any time, even peacetime, to go to school and be paid to do it.  Eighteen months in the peacetime Navy went flying by and by and by --- I was in radio school. 

While I was learning about microphones and vacuum tubes and how to pronounce Paderefsky,  I  was an actor.  Kind of.  I don’t remember how I got involved in it, but for over a year I appeared in a semi-professional live stage play called, “Curse You, Jack Dalton_” It was an old fashioned melodrama complete with booing the villain and cheering the hero.  I was Jack Dalton.  I was the hero.  People liked me and I discovered the first rule in successful communication.  Get people to like you. 
Get your target audience, whether you’re asking a girl for a first date, or asking a potential investor for big bucks, get them to like what you say and how you get it said. That’s when meaningful communication can begin.
 
That’s really the heart and soul of everything I believe in, from a ten second radio ad to a ninety minute TV special, even writing a book, it needs to be meaningful, to be honest and be good enough to elicit an affirmative emotional response from the audience.  Get people to like you.
 
I got paid twelve dollars a week to play Jack Dalton 6 times; one performance a day Tuesday thru Friday and two on Saturday.  At each performance, after the melodrama, were the olios; a bunch of funny little skits in which everyone in the cast got to play several different parts.  The emcee of all of this was a very nice guy by the name of Dick Curtis.  Dick and I shared an apartment, and the rent, fifty dollars a month, which was just about half of our total income.  We lived mostly on Post Toasties which made a very fine breakfast and at night wasn’t a bad New York Steak.  The apartment was in a place called Normandy Village on The Sunset Strip in Hollywood, right across from where Ciro’s used to be. 
 
Playing Jack, the hero meant I got to kiss the heroine every night.  The heroine was a pretty little girl named Catherine.  We both liked the kissing part a lot and before I graduated from radio school, we were married.  Also, before I graduated, Catherine began suffering from almost unmanageable asthma attacks.  The doctor told her she would be a lot more able to control the asthma if she were living in a drier climate, preferably the desert.
 
I applied to the school job placement service and was told there was one job opening in the desert, in Kingman, Arizona.  I called the station owner to ask what qualifications the job applicants would have to have and he said, “Can you read?”
 
I said, “Yessir.”
 
He said, “Okay.” 
 
That was it.  I was in radio. Or, something like it. 
 
 ... next week, the story continues -- More from Blore!  Below is a tasty teaser ...

 

Wrap every dream
In self-esteem
And keep on believing in you
 
We arrived in Kingman to find that the radio station was nothing more than a transmitter site with a microphone,  plunked down in the middle of the desert.  Actually Kingman itself was little more than a construction site for Boulder Dam,  which was being rebuilt into what would become Hoover Dam,  plunked down in the middle of the desert.
 
The station owner was the publisher of the local newspaper and knew nothing about radio ... (to be continued next week)

In the meantime, visit Chuck at the Chuck Blore Company, online at www.chuckblore.com and send him an e-mail at bloregroup@aol.com